Monday, July 25, 2011

Bad Action Movie Ideas: Part 1

You know what's good? Action movies. You know what's bad? Movies that shouldn't have action. Well that's too damn bad. I'm putting action into whatever movie I want.

Part 1: Schindler's List

Outstanding drama about the holocaust. Needs more action.

I tried to shoop a gun into his hand to no avail (read: laziness)
Synopsis: In Poland during World War II, Oskar Schindler gradually becomes concerned for his Jewish workforce after witnessing their persecution by the Nazis. And then he trains them to be killers and they systematically kill the Nazi German hierarchy of power. And there are about 27 more explosions than the original. 28 if you include the movie poster. And there's a wicked gun fight/kung fu battle/car chase with Hitler.

Oh yeah, this movie is gonna fly.

20 comments:

  1. Tarantino's movie. Rourke as Hitler. Daniel Craig as Schindler.
    I'd watch it. :D
    Following and supporting, mate! :)

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  2. Hmm hitler kung fu? Might just work...

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  3. This movie is kind of awesome. Hitler with action flicks now that is really cool. I only see these on cartoons! thanks for sharing.

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  4. I believe someone just created Michael Bay's next piece of work.

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  5. Nice blog mate, just discovered you and I hope you keep up the posts! +1

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  6. why hasn't somebody made this yet??

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  7. Lol whats next? The diary of anne frank reloaded?

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  8. I would definitely watch it. Heh.
    Tech Me

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  9. I see this happening as they have a Dhamer vs Gacy. I'd watch it!

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  10. as much as I'd love to say "hell yea i'd watch that" I doubt you'd be able to pitch the idea to a producer :( still good post

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  11. Great blog...I'm definitely coming back for more +followed

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