Thursday, July 14, 2011

East Man Variety Hour Sex Scandal/Divorce/Secret Child/Miscarriage/Illegal Drugs!!!

If I had the power to remove one concept from the world, it would be tabloids. (World hunger? Pfft, figure that out yourselves) If there was ever a waste of paper and even just mental energy, I think this is it. People like celebrities, and like to gossip about them. Fine. But the tabloids. Oh lord, the tabloids.

I was bored at work today, and decided to look at one of those magazines, because hey, pretty colors. I open up a page called "Just Like Us!" What, the celebrities? No shit, they're humans too. It got worse. "They shop for groceries!" Holy fuck, they eat food too? I never knew. "They take their kids to the park!" Yeah, some of them are actually good parents. Some. Teen Moms sucked as parents the second they didn't use a condom. "They go to the movies!" WOAH!

I'VE GONE TO THAT PARK TOO!! EEEEEE JULIE IS GONNA FLIP OUT!!!



Who sat down and decided this article had any sort of merit? And better yet, what readers are actually interested in this article? I would not want to meet those people. Don't think I'm judging tabloids just on that article. The majority of the news is pure bullshit, and you and I both know it. I saw "Garth Brooks Murder Mystery!" a few years back, and since I dislike Garth Brooks, I read it. Was Garth Brooks involved? No. His old manager was involved in a murder mystery somehow. Those dirty lying bastards.

So I've ranted incoherently enough for now, I think. Wait... no, just one more. WHO CARES WHO WORE THE DRESS BETTER?!? ...Okay, there, we're good.

19 comments:

  1. I think they get merits for no apparent reason. Yeah they're famous, but wtf does that mean. Why does everyone think they're special ?
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  2. i agree. i hate celebrity gossip

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  3. I really can't understand who gives a f*** about their lives. I've never read any of thoso magazines and never will.

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  4. its a shame that they think we actually care about their lives

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  5. its every scnadal in one... following

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  7. I just ignore it as much as I can. Tabloids suck.

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  8. I don't think it's even so much the celebrities themselves, RolandoMota123. Sure, there are the attention whores, but a lot seem to be as fed up with paparazzi's as we are.

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  9. I just ignore them, there's no point in reading them anyway
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  10. Exactly what I think when I catch my mom reading those trashy magazines. Took one look at the cover filled with the "latest secrets" and literally facepalm'd.

    But that's some selfish thinking if you would rather remove tabloids than world hunger.

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  11. I don't mind about their lifes and I also hate when other people (mostly groupies/fans/...) just keep following them anywhere while screaming like hell

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  12. Haha, I wasn't serious about the world hunger thing, J.

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  13. I touch upon this subject in my Alpocalypse review, this is just ridiculous.

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  14. agreed, tabloids make the world a bad place, on top of how bad it already is,

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  15. Tabloids are so infuriating with all the useless crap they throw out they drown out the actual news

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  16. lol'd at "Holy fuck celebrities eat food too?"
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