I was bored at work today, and decided to look at one of those magazines, because hey, pretty colors. I open up a page called "Just Like Us!" What, the celebrities? No shit, they're humans too. It got worse. "They shop for groceries!" Holy fuck, they eat food too? I never knew. "They take their kids to the park!" Yeah, some of them are actually good parents. Some. Teen Moms sucked as parents the second they didn't use a condom. "They go to the movies!" WOAH!
|I'VE GONE TO THAT PARK TOO!! EEEEEE JULIE IS GONNA FLIP OUT!!!|
Who sat down and decided this article had any sort of merit? And better yet, what readers are actually interested in this article? I would not want to meet those people. Don't think I'm judging tabloids just on that article. The majority of the news is pure bullshit, and you and I both know it. I saw "Garth Brooks Murder Mystery!" a few years back, and since I dislike Garth Brooks, I read it. Was Garth Brooks involved? No. His old manager was involved in a murder mystery somehow. Those dirty lying bastards.
So I've ranted incoherently enough for now, I think. Wait... no, just one more. WHO CARES WHO WORE THE DRESS BETTER?!? ...Okay, there, we're good.