Wednesday, July 20, 2011

A Shitty Debate

I'm gonna let you guys in on something big. A surprising amount of people have never thought of this. It's something that may just rock your world upside-down! Told you the bowl you packed was too big, dude.

Ready for this?

Some people wipe their ass standing up.

And some people wipe their ass sitting down.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNN

Yeah, there are two hole damn options in wiping fecal matter from your derriere. This isn't really something you're given a class or a "...For Dummies" book about. What factors play in to your method of choice? Gender? Toilet paper roll location? Color of the bathroom walls? Were I a scientist, I would... probably not get the funding to look into this, actually.

I set up a poll on the right, let me know your M.O. of using your shit tickets.

27 comments:

  1. lolwhut hahaha xd
    nice following

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  2. I wipe sitting down.
    great blog man. +followed!

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  3. Who the hell wipes standing up? O.o

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  4. ...fascinating xD
    nice blog
    +1

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  5. And there are some people that keep their toilet paper upside-down.

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  6. Don't even, Dujaka, that's a whole 'nother debate

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  7. lol funny. thanks for sharing this info

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  8. Standing up seems like it would create a whole lotta mess...and weird back arching feats. Can't believe I just voted in a poll for this...

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  9. if u stand up doesnt the poop squish between ur cheeks?

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  10. sitting down for sure, what jammer said...

    +followed

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  11. I'd really like to see some statistics on this subject. Numbers only though, no pictures.

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  12. i usually have to stand up enough so that my room mate's shirt doesn't drop in to the toilet as im giving it the first few passes. i want to keep his shirt out of the dirty toilet water and preventing it from spilling all over my pants. If he has any clean socks I use them, and then im ok to remain seated.

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  13. Who the hell... wait, standing up? that's just wrong

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  14. I'm a girl and I do it standing up.

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  15. I didn't even know some people stand up 0_o

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  16. ahahha really funny xd
    i do it sitting down :p

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  17. Sitting down man here. To believe I actually used to stand up and do it, oh the time wasted.

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  18. why waste leg energy when you can be sitting down

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  19. Wipe standing up, and you won't be able to stand down on anything afterwards, for obvious reasons =}

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  20. Only my arm
    Only Hardcore =)

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  21. This is... Interesting... XD Nice blog though, followed!

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