Ready for this?
Some people wipe their ass standing up.
And some people wipe their ass sitting down.
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Yeah, there are two hole damn options in wiping fecal matter from your derriere. This isn't really something you're given a class or a "...For Dummies" book about. What factors play in to your method of choice? Gender? Toilet paper roll location? Color of the bathroom walls? Were I a scientist, I would... probably not get the funding to look into this, actually.
I set up a poll on the right, let me know your M.O. of using your shit tickets.