You know what's good? Action movies. You know what's bad? Movies that shouldn't have action. Well that's too damn bad. I'm putting action into whatever movie I want.
Part 1: Schindler's List
Outstanding drama about the holocaust. Needs more action.
I tried to shoop a gun into his hand to no avail (read: laziness)
Synopsis: In Poland during World War II, Oskar Schindler gradually becomes concerned for his Jewish workforce after witnessing their persecution by the Nazis. And then he trains them to be killers and they systematically kill the Nazi German hierarchy of power. And there are about 27 more explosions than the original. 28 if you include the movie poster. And there's a wicked gun fight/kung fu battle/car chase with Hitler.