"Oooh, look at me, I'm debatably the greatest film of all tiiiime!" I don't think so. Why not? NEEDS MORE ACTION!
Part 2: Citizen Kane
Greatest film of all time? Only after I'm done with it.
Synopsis: Charles Foster Kane, a media mogul, dies in his bed alone after muttering "Rosebud." Reporter Jerry Thompson investigates the meaning of his final words. Jerry is ambushed by government agents and is forced to flee after his house, and his research, is destroyed. With help from Kane's butler (an ex-military agent) Raymond, Jerry discovers that Kane is actually a prototype robot killer (codename "Citizen: Kane"). He also discovers that Kane is still alive, and seeking vengeance on both the military that built him, and Jerry for discovering his secret.
Just before his death after an epic showdown between military spec-ops and Kane in his mansion, Jerry discovers that "Rosebud" was the name of Kane's childhood sled. As he slowly bleeds out on the floor, he can't help but think a robot on a revenge mission over a sled is pretty retarded. Because the government destroyed his sled when he was abducted as a child and turned into a robot.
Or something. If I add enough explosions and tits, I can probably slack a bit on the plot making sense.