Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Don't Know If Hate

Want to hear me complain about something else I hate? No?

Oh. Sorry then, I'll stowell that's too goddamn bad here we go!

Bumper stickers. A few tasteful ones, that's cool. Shit like this? Needlessly uncool.


Because I wanted to know your political opinions and offspring's honor roll status while stuck in traffic

I think the worst thing here is that, deep down inside my head, a little voice is telling me "Hey man, it's their property, they can do what they want with it." But then the louder, angry voice inside the rest of my head is telling me "Your car deserves to be run over by a bulldozer you useless prat."

Do we care about your view on Iraq? No. Do we care about you liking hockey? Nada. Do we find Calvin pissing on a wall funny? 10 years ago, maybe. Nor do we care about what pets you have, stupid anecdotes my mother would send me in an email, your religion, what you do on your spare time, or where you have to drive your kids.

"Well, East Man, don't look at it if you don't like it." Well, hypothetical question maker, you don't drive much, do you? You kinda have to look at the vehicle in front of you to, you know, not run into it. The cancer ribbons are fine, though, because that actually means something useful.

14 comments:

  1. Cars like that are so ugly...

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  2. I 200% agree. Preachy bumper-stickers are irritating, and say too much about a person. I have a relative who has had very opinionated bumper-stickers on her car for a very long time, and she is still single. (related? possibly not. still annoying) I totally agree with what you're saying here.

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  3. Bumper stickers are lame, and look trashy. I didn't pay $26,000 for my car to slap a $0.99 sticker on the paint job.

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  4. agree with @Chris... And I also think those who slap too many stickers ruin their cars =(

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  5. I think almost all bumper stickers are unnecessary, they're only cool when they're funny.

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  6. That's TOO ridiculous althought I do enjoy the occasional sarcastic bumper stickers just because it gives me secondhand embarrassment

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  7. How pointless. Looks retarded.

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  8. i hate those people. its also distracting so i think it should be banned to have to many stickers on your car

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  9. next time you see a car like that, spray paint the stickers in traffic

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  10. I can't stand bumper stickers!! I have one sticker on the back window of my car only. That way I can get it off!

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  11. IMO no point of these bump stickers, with time they loose their colors and you wind up with the ugliest car ever.

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  12. I don't have car, so I don't have bumper stickers.. instawin

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  13. Bumper stickers are a bit low-brow yeah :P

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