Tuesday, June 07, 2011

"That's Bush league, man"

Summer. Not a fan. Oh, wait? What's that? Summer hasn't even started yet? Someone tell this weather to get the fuck out until then.

"Oh man, not cool dude, how do you not like summer?" - Probable reader
I do. Sun? Aight. Beaches? Cool. Bikinis? Sign me up. Heat? No. You ruin the equation, heat. I've never been a fan of heat. Just this past winter I never put on more than my tshirt and spring jacket. A/C is my lifeline in the summer, right above rolled down car windows.

Here's a situation: you're cold. You put on more clothes, blammo, you're good. Still cold? More clothes, heat packs, whatev. Now you're hot. You take off all the clothes, and you're still hot. Now you're naked, and people are staring. You're still hot. TOO BAD THAT'S AS FAR AS YOU GET.

That's about it. I will begrudgingly enjoy your comments about how you love summer, and actually enjoy your comments about not enjoying summer.

13 comments:

  1. haha i hate the heat too! luckily it hasnt been to hot yet in california. I can't wait for it to start snowing again!

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  2. I actually like the heat, i tend to get all slow and inactive when it's cold out.
    I may be reptile.

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  3. I hate the heat to, mainly humid heat though, I can stand dry heat. We're supposed to have a heat wave these next few days, shit.

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  4. its so hot man
    I passed out and woke up in a hole in the ground with only a stick of dynamite
    I did the only sensible thing and blew myself out of the hole which was only the start of my fantastical journey

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  5. I like the heat. well at least I'm so used to it because I live in California.

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  6. It was really hot and humid here the last two days. Not fun.

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  7. I'm with you man, almost every looks at me weird when I say I prefer winter. It's supposed to reach 96F tomorrow, and it's not even the "hottest" month of the year yet...I hate cutting grass too.

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  8. tanktops,short skirts, cleavage ...fyeah!

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  9. I don't care about the heat of summer. actually love the sun!
    but THOSE EFFING MOSQUITO BITES!

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  10. Humidity sucks...can't sleep at night.

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  11. I don't mind heat as long as I can jump into the sea at any given moment.

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  12. Warm is good, but I can't deal with hot heat with humidity very well at all.

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  13. The heat is killing me. My apartment is about 80 degrees.

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