Wednesday, July 20, 2011

A Shitty Debate

I'm gonna let you guys in on something big. A surprising amount of people have never thought of this. It's something that may just rock your world upside-down! Told you the bowl you packed was too big, dude.

Ready for this?

Some people wipe their ass standing up.

And some people wipe their ass sitting down.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNN

Yeah, there are two hole damn options in wiping fecal matter from your derriere. This isn't really something you're given a class or a "...For Dummies" book about. What factors play in to your method of choice? Gender? Toilet paper roll location? Color of the bathroom walls? Were I a scientist, I would... probably not get the funding to look into this, actually.

I set up a poll on the right, let me know your M.O. of using your shit tickets.
Posted by The East Man

25 comments:

  1. ZACKJuly 20, 2011 5:14 pm

    lolwhut hahaha xd
    nice following

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  2. Mike HJuly 20, 2011 5:16 pm

    I wipe sitting down.
    great blog man. +followed!

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  3. Pizza Boy SwagJuly 20, 2011 5:19 pm

    what the hell, standing up?

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  4. DylanthulhuJuly 20, 2011 5:37 pm

    Who the hell wipes standing up? O.o

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  5. MekkorJuly 20, 2011 5:51 pm

    ...fascinating xD
    nice blog
    +1

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  6. Jon DujakaJuly 20, 2011 5:56 pm

    And there are some people that keep their toilet paper upside-down.

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  7. The East ManJuly 20, 2011 6:06 pm

    Don't even, Dujaka, that's a whole 'nother debate

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  8. Ready to GrowJuly 20, 2011 6:33 pm

    lol funny. thanks for sharing this info

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  9. zemzeroJuly 20, 2011 6:52 pm

    Standing up seems like it would create a whole lotta mess...and weird back arching feats. Can't believe I just voted in a poll for this...

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  10. JayJuly 20, 2011 7:32 pm

    if u stand up doesnt the poop squish between ur cheeks?

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  11. UnknownJuly 20, 2011 7:57 pm

    I think I do a little of both.

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  12. HanumanJuly 20, 2011 9:09 pm

    sitting down for sure, what jammer said...

    +followed

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  13. AnonymousJuly 20, 2011 9:20 pm

    Wait... standing up?

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  14. Turambar047July 21, 2011 12:04 am

    I'd really like to see some statistics on this subject. Numbers only though, no pictures.

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  15. gog magogJuly 21, 2011 4:46 am

    i usually have to stand up enough so that my room mate's shirt doesn't drop in to the toilet as im giving it the first few passes. i want to keep his shirt out of the dirty toilet water and preventing it from spilling all over my pants. If he has any clean socks I use them, and then im ok to remain seated.

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  16. ToDecomposeDudeJuly 21, 2011 6:29 pm

    Who the hell... wait, standing up? that's just wrong

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  17. Sub Radar (Mike)July 22, 2011 2:20 pm

    I didn't even know some people stand up 0_o

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  18. DieguiiJuly 22, 2011 7:34 pm

    ahahha really funny xd
    i do it sitting down :p

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  19. DMJuly 22, 2011 8:32 pm

    What? Standing up?

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  20. Pieter MDJuly 24, 2011 11:32 pm

    Shit down, uh sit down :)

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  21. jose mataJuly 24, 2011 11:38 pm

    Sitting down man here. To believe I actually used to stand up and do it, oh the time wasted.

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  22. Dan CarterJuly 27, 2011 6:27 pm

    why waste leg energy when you can be sitting down

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  23. RaduAugust 06, 2011 7:51 am

    Wipe standing up, and you won't be able to stand down on anything afterwards, for obvious reasons =}

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  24. UnknownAugust 06, 2011 7:57 am

    Only my arm
    Only Hardcore =)

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  25. AlexAugust 07, 2011 6:11 pm

    This is... Interesting... XD Nice blog though, followed!

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