Monday, July 25, 2011

Bad Action Movie Ideas: Part 1

You know what's good? Action movies. You know what's bad? Movies that shouldn't have action. Well that's too damn bad. I'm putting action into whatever movie I want.

Part 1: Schindler's List

Outstanding drama about the holocaust. Needs more action.

I tried to shoop a gun into his hand to no avail (read: laziness)
Synopsis: In Poland during World War II, Oskar Schindler gradually becomes concerned for his Jewish workforce after witnessing their persecution by the Nazis. And then he trains them to be killers and they systematically kill the Nazi German hierarchy of power. And there are about 27 more explosions than the original. 28 if you include the movie poster. And there's a wicked gun fight/kung fu battle/car chase with Hitler.

Oh yeah, this movie is gonna fly.
Posted by The East Man

20 comments:

  1. JayJuly 25, 2011 7:01 pm

    haha great idea

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  2. my day in a sentenceJuly 25, 2011 7:20 pm

    Tarantino's movie. Rourke as Hitler. Daniel Craig as Schindler.
    I'd watch it. :D
    Following and supporting, mate! :)

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  3. Gambling DegenerateJuly 25, 2011 7:50 pm

    i love movies about nazi germany

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  4. Sub Radar (Mike)July 25, 2011 8:33 pm

    Hmm hitler kung fu? Might just work...

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  5. DilordJuly 25, 2011 9:19 pm

    This movie is kind of awesome. Hitler with action flicks now that is really cool. I only see these on cartoons! thanks for sharing.

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  6. RapidfirewordburstJuly 25, 2011 9:39 pm

    I would watch it.

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  7. blehJuly 25, 2011 9:57 pm

    I believe someone just created Michael Bay's next piece of work.

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  8. FadeleafJuly 26, 2011 1:54 am

    Make it happen!

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  9. DouglasJuly 26, 2011 7:17 am

    I'd watch it.

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  10. AdminJuly 26, 2011 10:30 am

    Nice blog mate, just discovered you and I hope you keep up the posts! +1

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  11. Mike HJuly 26, 2011 10:46 am

    why hasn't somebody made this yet??

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  12. AmberJuly 26, 2011 8:20 pm

    Umm....ahahhaha

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  13. minecraft129July 27, 2011 6:33 pm

    Lol whats next? The diary of anne frank reloaded?

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  14. Pieter MDJuly 27, 2011 7:02 pm

    make it 30 and i'm sold.

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  15. alexJuly 28, 2011 3:45 am

    I would definitely watch it. Heh.
    Tech Me

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  16. JuXJuly 28, 2011 6:58 am

    HAHA. Sounds great.

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  17. This GuyJuly 28, 2011 3:23 pm

    I see this happening as they have a Dhamer vs Gacy. I'd watch it!

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  18. StuartJuly 28, 2011 3:28 pm

    as much as I'd love to say "hell yea i'd watch that" I doubt you'd be able to pitch the idea to a producer :( still good post

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  19. SuperGeekJuly 28, 2011 3:43 pm

    Great blog...I'm definitely coming back for more +followed

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  20. ShawJuly 28, 2011 4:35 pm

    LOL

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